benefits of dating me
- you’ll be dating me
I could go on but I think I’ve made my point
i prob won’t marry for love i just rly need someone who will kill every bug in sight for me
- me: why can't someone like me
- person: i like you
- me: no not you
what if Earth was like “i’m done” and flew into the sun
- No one: I like you.
do you ever see someone and think oh my god i would like to be responsible for your next orgasm
when i turn 69 im just going to be laughing all year
